Leslie : Okay, everybody. The Harvest Festival is tomorrow. And I am so proud of all of you. You've worked so hard. You're amazing.
Leslie : So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the Universe. Ladies and gentlemen, the world famous Little Sebastian.
Tom : What?
Leslie : Yes!
Tom : No way!
Andy : Little Sebastian? Oh, my God!
Chris : I never thought I'd get to meet him.
Andy : It's really him!
Ron : Well done, Leslie. Well done!
Leslie : Little Sebastian made his debut at the last Harvest Festival in 1987. And he was an instant phenomenon. For the next few years, Sebastian was the number one boy's name in Pawnee. And the number three girl's name.
instant ; 즉각적인, 인스턴트, 아주 짧은, 순간
phenomenon ; 현상, 경이로운 사람[것]
Ben : So what am I missing? What's the deal with the pony?
Tom : He's not a pony, man. He's a mini horse. There's a big difference.
Ben : Well, then why is he so famous? Does he do something? What does he do?
Ron : Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.
honorary degree ; 명예 학위
Leslie : We all need to be very careful, okay? Remember, this little guy is 25 now. And he has cataracts in both eyes and he has severe arthritis. Jerry is going to look after him.
cataract ; 백내장
severe ; 극심한, 심각한, 가혹한, 엄격한, 엄한
arthritis ; 관절염
Jerry : Yes, I am. We are both on the same diabetes medication. Are you my Glucotrol buddy? Are you? Huh?
Leslie : Isn't it amazing?
Ben : Yeah, I just gotta be honest. I don't know what the big deal is.
Leslie : Get out.
♪
Leslie : Okay, couldn't you put Sue's salads here? On Deep Fried Boulevard? It's just... There's so many junk food places and only one salad stand.
Leslie : Well, there's a lot of people that don't consider salad a food.
Leslie : The Harvest Festival is the biggest thing I've ever done in my career. And if it fails, the Parks Department will be eliminated. That's why we're going big.
Leslie : Seven days, over 30 different locations. 50,000-plus visitors, and four hospitality kiosks. God, I gotta stop ending on that boring thing.
hospitality ; 환대, 후대, 접대
Leslie : Clowns!
Ben : Man, you are just knocking these off. You're like a ninja crossed with a Jedi, or something.
Tom : You're like a nerd mixed with a dork or something.
Ben : Tom, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
Leslie : No, Star Wars is not that nerdy.
Ben : It's not, everyone's see it.
Leslie : Everyone's seen it.
Ben : Everyone.
April : This guy's here.
Leslie : Hey, Ken.
Ken : Hi, Leslie.
Leslie : This is Ben and Tom.
Tom : That's a dope bollo.
Leslie : This is Ken Hotate. He is the tribal leader of the Wamapoke.
Ken : Ah! Wahallo.
Leslie : Have a seat.
Leslie : Ken, I know why you're here. And just let me say that we really tried.
Ken : I'm sorry, Leslie, but this is a big one. I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm gonna need to formally ask you to move the carnival.
Ben : I'm sorry? What's going on.
Leslie : The carnival is on the site of the battle of Indian Hill, which was an epic seven day battle that the Wamapoke lost. Due to the fact that they didn't have any weapons.
Ken : During the battle, 93-year-old chief Wakote was shot 102 times by the calvary.
calvary ; 십자가 상, 고난, 시련
Tom : Did he die?
Leslie : Yes.
Ken : And this moment will be commemorated for the next seven days with shooting galleries and fried dough stands.
commemorate ; (중요 인물, 사건을) 기념하다
Leslie : Ken, I understand. But it's the only place in town that's big enough to house the carnival rides. Plus, you know with Pawnee's history it's very difficult to not be offensive.
Leslie : This is a map of all the atrocities the Pawnee settlers inflicted upon the Wamapoke Indians. The atrocities are in blue.
atrocity ; (특히 전시의) 잔혹 행위
Leslie : We put up a memorial plaque, and we have a Wamapoke exhibit in the history tent.
Ken : I completely understand you. But this is sacred burial ground. And I just hope that the souls of my ancestors don't put a curse on this festival.
sacred ; 성스러운, 종교적인, 신성시되는
burial ground ; 매장지
Ken : There are two things I know about white people. They love Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.
Ben : Hey.
Leslie : Hey.
Ben : Um, so somebody, I don't want to say who. It was totally me. Got sweetums to donate another 15 cotton candy machines.
Leslie : Ah, take that, curse.
Ben : Take that, curse.
Leslie : Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Ben : Right in the chest, ooh!
Leslie : Ow, ow, ow!
Ben : Bazooka!
Tom : Ugh! Get a room.
Leslie : Okay. Um, so guys, focus up. Joan Callamezzo is coming by with a camera crew, for an exclusive last-minute walk through of the Harvest Festival before we open tomorrow.
Leslie : So everything needs to be perfect. Joan is always looking for a scandal. She's like an eagle-eyed tiger.
Andy : Eagle-eyed tiger! New band name, I call it!
Leslie : So everybody gather around. Let's grab hands.
Ron : I don't hold hands.
Leslie : Okay, you're all amazing, wonderful people. And I really want you to have fun today. And not focus on the fact that if one thing goes wrong, we're all gonna lose our jobs.
Ben : That's not inspiring.
inspire ; (욕구, 자신감, 열의를 갖도록) 고무하다, 격려하다, 영감을 주다, (감정 등을) 불어넣다, 고취시키다
Leslie : Okay, let's go get 'em everybody!
Andy : Yes!
Donna : Hey, whatever happened to you and the bionic man?
bionic ; 생체 공학적인
Ann : Chris? He broke up with me. But he did it so nicely that I didn't even realize he did it.
Donna : I've done that to multiple men. How you doing? You doing okay?
Ann : Thank you so much for asking, it's been tough, yeah.
Ann : Two days ago I was sobbing at a pizza buffet and they asked me to leave. I've been looking at some dog adoption web sites. Bought $700 worth of candles from Anthropologie. I did this to my hair. You know, your basic bottoming out kind of stuff.
sob ; 흐느끼다, 흐느껴울다, 흐느낌
anthropology ; 인류학
Donna : Yeah. Normally, people tell you to talk about your problems, I'm gonna recommend you bottle that noise up.
bottle up ; 누르다, 봉쇄하다, 숨기다, 일시 보류하다
Ann : That's what my mailman said.
Joan : Muah-muah-murder. Murdering the most melons. Shaquille showered shame on Shakira's sheets.
Leslie: Hello, Joan.
Joan : Hello, Leslie. Looks like a very impressive festival. But we'll see. We'll see.
Leslie : You remember Ben?
Joan : Hi. It's nice to see you again.
Leslie : Let's get started.
Joan : Okay.
Leslie : Now the festival is spread throughout the town. But the centerpiece is the carnival. And over here is Indiana's largest corn maze.
Joan : Ah. Is that Pawnee corn or Eagleton corn?
Leslie : Pawnee corn, and it's organic. Over here we have our beautiful ferris wheel.
Joan : Ah, beautiful. But deadly. When was the last time this giant wheel of death was inspected?
Ben : Actually, twice in the last week. And everything is 100% up to code.
Joan : How many of these carnies are illegals?
Leslie : None, they're all U.S. citizens. Over in this booth, Indiana basketball legend Larry Bird's 84-year-old aunt Tilda will be signing autographs for two hours on Thursday.
Joan : You got Tilda?
Leslie : Yeah.
Joan : Oh.
Leslie : We got Tilda. But the real coup is over there. Li'l Sebastian.
coup ; 쿠데타, (힘든 일의) 성공, 대단한 성취
Joan : Are you [bleep] kidding me? You got Li'l Sebastian?
Leslie : See for yourself!
Joan : Oh, wow. He is so adorable.
Tom : Thank you, Joan. Li'l Sebastian isn't bad either.
Joan : Tom!
Tom : How are you?
Joan : Good.
Tom : Good to see you. Hold on a second. Did you get your breasts done? You look amazing.
Joan : Yes, thanks for noticing.
Tom : Joan, listen to me. This Harvest Festival, it's gonna knock your socks off. And when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage... To completion.
Ben : Good lord.
Andy : God, I swear, it's almost like they don't want you to win.
April : Well, you'd better practice. You gotta win me a Teddy bear.
Andy : I'm gonna win you a million Teddy bears.
April : Well, I want a billion Teddy bears.
Andy : Well, that's a little unrealistic. This is a hard game. Two million.
April : Deal.
Andy : All right.
April : Hey, I love you.
Andy : Dude, shut up! That is awesome sauce!
Jerry : You're such a good boy.
Tom : Jerry, stop bothering Li'l Sebastian. Leslie said I should watch him for a little bit.
Jerry : Perfect, I've gotta go get him a tail scrunchie.
scrunchie ; 곱창헤어밴드
Tom : Most people look at Li'l Sebastian and they see a famous mini horse. I see an advertising opportunity for my club. The Snakehole Lounge. Wow, that is a shockingly huge mini horse erection.
erection ; 구조물, 건물, 발기, 건립, 설치
Joan : What about your friend Ben, here? We all know his story, one of failure. Remind us of that failure.
Ben : Well, uh, you know, when I was an 18-year-old mayor, I tried to build a winter sports complex called Ice Town and it bankrupted the city.
Joan : Yikes.
Ben : I was also short-stop on my JV baseball team. No one ever brings that up.
short-stop ; 2루와 3루 사이의 지역을 수비하는 내야수
Joan : And now you're involved with this. Do I smell another disaster, hopefully?
Ben : Look, Joan, this festival, thanks to the tireless efforts of Leslie Knope, is going to bring people nothing but happiness. Not even I could screw that up.
tireless ; 지칠 줄 모르는
Joan : I'm a reporter, not your therapist.
Tom : So any time someone takes a picture of him, the Snakehole's logo is in it. Am I a genius or what?
Jerry : Hey, Tom. Where's Li'l Sebastian?
Tom : Uh, somebody left the gate open and he got out, Jerry!
Jerry : What are you talking about?
Tom : Unbelievable. Another in a long string of miserable failures. You lost Li'l Sebastian!
Jerry : I wasn't even here!
Tom : Exactly. You look for him, I'm gonna go tell everyone what you did.
Joan : Harvest starts at 9 AM tomorrow morning, and as far as this reporter is concerned, it's well worth your time.
Leslie : Come on down, everyone. It's gonna be sweet.
Joan : It pains me to say this, but great job here.
Leslie : Thank you.
Leslie : That went well.
Ben : Yeah, it did. Take that, curse!
Leslie : Take that, curse!
Joan : Sorry, what is this about a curse?
Leslie : Hmm?
Joan : Curse?
Leslie : What? What, nothing.
Tom : Leslie! It's Li'l Sebastian. He's gone. Jerry let him escape and we don't know where he is.
Joan : Keep those cameras up. We've got a new intro to do. Gotcha. Let's go ahead, let's get some shots of chipped paint and crying babies. How about some of those spooky traffic lights. Okay, you know the drill.
Ben : Okay, this is bad, right?
Leslie : This is way worse than that. This is a huge government project, and already a lightning rod. And then you add the Wamapoke controversy. Double lightning rod.
lightning ; 번개, 번갯불, 번개 같은, 아주 빠른, 급작스런
rod ; (목재, 금속, 유리 소재의 기다란) 막대, 대, 회초리, 매
lightning rod ; 피뢰침, 비판을 도맡아 받는 사람[것]
controversy ;
Ben : Plus we lost that little pony.
Leslie : It's a mini horse! And that's the third lightning rod. Triple lightning rod! And then you have the curse, quadruple lightning rod. God, now all the vendors are gonna bail. And the ticket sales are gonna go down.
vendor ; 행상인, 판매 회사, 매도인
bail ; 떠나다, 보석으로 풀어 주다, 보석
Ben : Wait, I'm sorry. But do people in this town really believe in curses?
Leslie : Oh, no. No. We all just behave rationally and believe we are all in charge of our own destinies. Come on.
Jerry : What the heck are we gonna do?
Ron : How did this happen?
April : Maybe Li'l Sebastian got upset because he tried to share his true feelings with someone and they didn't reciprocate.
reciprocate ; 화답하다, 응답하다, 왕복 운동을 하다
Andy : That's not bad. Or maybe a balloon popped somewhere, and it scared him. Sent him running off.
Ron : Tom, Jerry, check the field behind the parking lot. Andy, April, check the corn maze.
Andy : Good idea. Horses love mazes, come on!
Ann : Hey, Leslie? This big, beefy dude just came in to the first aid tent because he was dehydrated. And then a reporter came in and asked if it was because of the curse.
Leslie : No comment. Did you say, "no comment?" You gotta say, "no comment."
Ann : I did.
Leslie : Ah, good. Ann, you're so beautiful. Beautiful Ann. All right, well, um, just treat him and release him and then don't say anything to anyone about anything for the rest of the month.
Ann : Okay.
Leslie : Okay, run, Ann, run!
Ann : Okay.
Ben : Leslie?
Leslie : Yeah?
Ben : You gotta see this.
Ken : The fact is, this carnival is being held on top of an ancient Wamapoke burial site.
Perd : Much like the house in the movie, Poltergeist.
Ken : Exactly. I spoke to Leslie Knope, of the Parks Department, about moving the carnival. And she refused.
Perd : We do have exclusive animation of that event. Let's take a look.
Ben : Oh, I love these things. Sorry.
Whoa.
Ah-ah-ah!
Perd : Is that what happened?
Ken : Perd...
Leslie : None of that happened.
Ken : That is exactly what happened.
Leslie : All right, all right. What we do is we move the shooting gallery. That seems to be their biggest problem. Maybe that will make them happy.
Perd : Check back in with news Channel 4. Number one in curse coverage.
coverage ; 보도, 방송, 범위, 보급(률)
Andy : You know how Indians call corn maize? This is why. I never knew that.
maize ; 옥수수(특히 인디언 옥수수)
April : Oh, my God. I'm gonna go look by myself.
Andy : Hey, are you all right? You seem super not happy.
April : I'm fine. Oh, I forgot to tell you. I might be going to Venezuela tomorrow. Forever.
Andy : You're not fine. Ludgate, something is upsetting you. Why don't you just go ahead and tell me what it is.
April : I'm not mad at Andy. Andy's great. I awesome sauce Andy.
Andy : April! Where are you?
Ann : Look left. Look right. Yeah, okay.
- I don't know what's sicker, me or your body.
Ann : You aren't sick.
- Maybe you should check out my abs.
Ann : Are you experiencing abdominal pain?
abdominal ; (abs) 복부의, 복근
- Every day at the gym.
Ann : Ew.
- Feel.
Ann : Oh.
- What are you doing tonight?
Ann : I think I'm gonna have to pass.
- Your loss.
Donna : Are you gonna hit that?
Ann : Him? He isn't exactly boyfriend material.
Donna : Who said anything about a boyfriend? Use him, abuse him, lose him.
Jerry : Hey, hey, hey. Did you find him?
April : Yeah, Jerry. He's right here in my pocket.
Jerry : Damn it.
Ron : Ground mission failed. We need a bird's eye view.
Andy : You want me to climb on top of the ferris wheel?
Ben : We're extremely confident that there's no curse. And everyone's gonna have a great time tomorrow. Okay?
- Wow, first Ice Town. Now this. Bad luck really follows you around, huh?
Leslie : Okay, I'd like to start by addressing some of the false rumors about the festival.
Leslie : First of all, we have plenty of food. There's no food shortage. There are not, as one reporter suggested, dozens of escaped convicts meandering around the carnival. And, at no time was any Parks Department quote, "feasting on petting zoo animals."
convict ; 유죄를 선고하다, 재소자
meander ; 구불구불하다, 거닐다, 두서없이 진행되다
feast ; 연회, 잔치, 축제일, 맘껏 먹다
Tom : You were in charge of watching a tiny horse, and you failed.
Andy : Look, I'm only gonna say this once. What if Li'l Sebastian is on this ferris wheel?
April : How about you only say that never.
Joan : Leslie, how big of a disaster will this be, on a scale of 9 to 10?
Leslie : It will not be a disaster. It will be a success. And I want to let everyone know that, in an attempt to be sensitive to our Wamapoke friends, we have moved the shooting gallery, per their request. So, yes, Perd?
Perd : Yeah, the statement that this reporter has is a question. Will that be enough to lift the curse?
Leslie : Perd, you know as well as I do that there no such...
April : Oh, my God.
Leslie : Crap on a spatula.
Joan : It's the curse. That's exactly what it is. You know what? It is the curse.
Leslie : Wait, everyone, relax, please. We'll get this up and running in no time.
Tom : Oh. Jerry, what the hell?
Jerry : I didn't do this.
- Jerry's fault.
- Jerry's fault.
- Jerry's fault!
- Jerry's fault!
Leslie : God. I cannot catch a break.
Ben : Yeah, well, I'll help you out. I'm gonna go.
Leslie : What?
Ben : I think I'm jinxed or something.
Leslie : What are you talking about?
Ben : Look, you were totally fine until I got involved. So I feel like I should probably just go, okay? I'm really sorry. I'm the curse, I think. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna get out of here. All right?
Jerry : If they're missing this long, they're usually dead.
Tom : Well, if that's true, then you're gonna have to answer to the whole town. And God.
Jerry : Okay, you were the one who let him out, Tom. Okay? Now stop trying to blame me.
April : Jerry, can you please be quiet? I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.
Andy : Ron, will you please tell me why April is mad at me?
April : Ron, can you please tell Andy...
Ron : All of you, be quiet! Andy, she's mad because you said "awesome sauce" instead of, "I love you, too." April, he loves you. Stop being a child.
Ron : Tom, you're clearly at fault here. Blaming Jerry won't save you. Jerry, we both know you were shotgunning funnel cakes instead of watching Li'l Sebastian.
Ron : So everyone apologize to everyone else!
Jerry : I'm sorry, Tom.
Tom : I'm sorry, Jerry.
April : I'm sorry.
Andy : I do love you.
April : You do?
Andy : Yeah. That's what makes the sauce so awesome.
Tom : Aw, Jerry just farted!
Jerry : I'm very upset, I get nervous.
Ed : Hey, Leslie. Generator's shot.
Leslie : No! I got the TMK-2500 specifically for the extra capacity.
Ed : Wow, you know your stuff. You single?
Leslie : Not now, Ed. How could that happen?
Ed : All those TV crews plugged in and overloaded it.
Leslie : Okay, how and where can I get a new one? In, like, I don't know, now?
Ed : There's only one place in town that has a generator that size.
Leslie : You've gotta be kidding me.
Ken : So...You need to borrow a generator.
Leslie : Ken, I'm coming to you on my knees. Begging for help. Much like the early settlers of Pawnee begged the Wamapoke 200 years ago.
Ken : Ah, but that was...
Leslie : A trick. And over 50 Wamapoke were slaughtered. I know.
Leslie : But this is not a trick. I am prepared to put the Wamapoke history exhibit inside the carnival grounds. Right past
the entrance turnstile. So that you have to look at it before you start having fun.
turnstile ; 회전식 문
Ken : Hm, now that's interesting.
- It's been really awesome looking at you. Most carnival nurses are total grenades.
grenade ; 수류탄
Ann : Okay, you're all set. You are free to go. Or you could stay here and make out with me until the lights come back on.
- Oh, hell yeah.
Ann : Beat it, Donna.
Donna : Aye, aye, captain.
Leslie : I'm just trying to do something good for this town. And I'm trying to save my friends' jobs. Can you help me out here?
Ken : A native American tribe making a deal with the government. Heh! What could go wrong? You can have the generator, Leslie.
tribe ; 부족, 집단, 종족
Ken : Thank you, Ken. And I'll issue a statement saying that the curse has been lifted.
Leslie : Actually, I have another idea.
Ken : With that sacred ceremony, the Wamapoke curse has been lifted.
Leslie : Wow, thank you. Intense stuff from Ken Hotate. And in other good news, he gave us a scare, but he's back now. The one, the only, Li'l Sebastian!
Ron : We spotted him from the top of the ferris wheel at the center of the corn maze. After the power came back on, we went and got him. It took us four hours to solve that maze. It took the horse 15 minutes.
Ron : Jerry's still out there. I suppose I oughta go look for him. Right after I get a bratwurst.
♪
Leslie : Welcome. Come on in, have fun. Enjoy yourself, ladies.
Ben : Hey.
Leslie : Hey, look who's back.
Ben : I'm sorry I left. I honestly felt like I was cursed or something. Ice Town, and now this.
Leslie : Ice Town was a disaster. And it seems like it was probably your fault. From what I can tell, you mismanaged the hell out of it.
Ben : Wow, why even say that already?
Leslie : But the point is, this project, this is as much yours as it is mine. It's ours. And...it's gonna be really great. And I'm glad you're here.
Ben : Well, thank you.
Ken : Is this the guy?
Leslie : Yes, this is him. Special Wamapoke ceremony. The curse has been lifted.
Ben : Oh, wow. Thanks.
Leslie : Yeah. Oh, gosh. You're filthy. Go clean yourself up. Try to look professional.
Leslie : Hello. Enjoy yourself. Hi. I like your necklace. Hi.
♪
April : Oh, my God. He is just the best ever.
Andy : You're the best ever. But he's a close second, aren't you, Li'l Sebastian?
Ben : He really is amazing.
Leslie : You finally get it now, right?
Ben : Hello, he's fantastic. I totally get it now.
Ben : I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse. I mean, what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Leslie : Hey, Ben, you just missed it. He whinnied.
whine ; 징징거리다, 우는 소리를 하다, 낑낑거리다
Ben : Oh, yeah, no. I totally heard that. It was great.
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